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Sunday, 01 November 2009

  • LIGHTS. CANDY. ACTION :D

    Like the paranoid person I am, I was going through the candy my baby brother and I got last night to check for poison and I found about... 10+ unwrapped lollipops, and those mini hershey's bars with the back of it peeled back. It looked like they wrapped it and glued it back together. I also found Christmas themed hershey's bars in my brother's candy. It's nice to know what people are giving out nowadays. >.> And I got these candy sticks that resembled crack in stick form. Doesn't look edible at all... 
    BUT OVERALL
    Me had fun <3

Friday, 16 October 2009

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

  • *blogs about nothing*
    im tired
    i want to sleep
    but i have to do HST
    i didn't even study for the test because i want to do well on this project
    wtf am i doing
    i didn't even do anything for the few hours of daylight i had after school
    i feel retarded..
    -headdesk-

Saturday, 10 October 2009

  • The Big Bad USELESS SAT.

    Was gay.
    The testing admin's handwriting sucks..I thought room S266 was 5266... epic fail right?
    I can't talk about problems until I get my scores back...oh well.
    I couldn't finish my essay because I couldn't recall the topic asked about mentioned in history... or in literature... all I could think of was manga >.<
    I still got to the conclusion though... the second sentence of it anyway =.= 
    The math problems were easy enough, not as easy as the ones given at testmasters though. I think testmasters is too outdated. :\
    I also found some reviewing materials last night on SPARKNOTES. So I pretty much blew $700 for something I could find for free.  I saw trisha at the place, and some seniors... and... lots. of. cute. guys.
    Assuming they're all from bellaire, I regret not going to bellaire. I could use some eye candy at debakey +_+!
    The guys at debakey can't style their hair well enough! They all just cut it short...or something n__n >:c
    After testing... I followed trisha who followed random guy to find the exit...I walked all the way across the school to get to my car. GG! 
    Kinda glad I didn't go to bellaire though...place is too big; took me two years to figure out debakey. Think about bellaire, it'd take me all four years. ROFL
    The mushroom and swiss angus burger from mickyD's gave me a stomach ache.. I either couldn't handle the cheese or the weird creamy sauce was the cause. The cheese made it taste weird too :\ But then I don't usually like cheese anyway >>
    The yogurt parfait melted... :[
    I have really bad wrinkles on my nose o_o!

    Todays glad feeling of the day: I'm glad I'm skinny enough to get out of tiny cracks between two cars because I'm a crap ass parker. :D!

Monday, 05 October 2009

  • This guy seriously fell for it.. LOLWHAT

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hiiii
    Stranger: Hi, in this chat, i want you to play the role of the girl.
    You: ok
    You: :]
    Stranger: are u actually a girl
    You: yes i am :)
    Stranger: I knew that
    You: of course you did
    You: ^^
    Stranger: so are you wearing panties tonight?
    You: no im not
    You: it's too hot to wear them
    You: :3
    Stranger: you have just passed your first test
    Stranger: congradulations
    You: thank you
    You: :D
    Stranger: do you look good in super tight jeans?
    You: oh baby
    You: i look smokin'
    Stranger: alright--you have just passed your second test
    Stranger: do you drink?
    You: i don't drink
    You: my mommie will spank me
    You: :(
    Stranger: damn...you failed that one
    Stranger: oh well I guess you're not perfect
    You: but ill drink if you want me to
    You: anything for you baby
    You: ;)
    Stranger: ok..I'll give you half marks then
    You: YAY
    Stranger: speaking of spankings, do you enjoy being spanked
    You: oohh i love being spanked
    Stranger: wow..you passed another one
    Stranger: and what color is your hair
    You: im blonde
    You: :O
    Stranger: OMG...too good...u passed another one
    Stranger: have you ever been laid?
    You: my cherry's never been popped
    You: i've been saving it for someone
    You: someone like.. you
    You: *wink*
    Stranger: EXTRA POINTS...wow
    Stranger: you are just awesome
    Stranger: a dream
    You: im everyone's dream
    You: :3
    Stranger: do you have a boy freind
    You: yeah...
    You: but he's not treating me well
    You: :(
    You: maybe you'll be better to me
    You: ;)
    Stranger: ah..sorry..you lose a couple for that
    Stranger: you are doing well though
    Stranger: cooking?
    you're good at it yes?
    You: oh yes
    You: i can cook anything
    Stranger: alright
    Stranger: do you have a job
    You: im a chef
    Stranger: amazing...double points on that
    You: :]
    You: my specialty is in testicles
    You: i cook dog testes
    You: deer testes
    Stranger: ouch
    You: bear testes
    You: sometimes people bring me a man's balls
    You: and ill fry it up for them
    Stranger: lol
    You: wanna spare me yours?
    You: :)
    Stranger: now I am afraid
    Stranger: of u
    Stranger: -5 points
    You: aww cmon baby
    You: i even got the butchering knife ready
    Stranger: get me outta here
    You: tralalalalalalala
    You: well?
    You: penis please
    You: :)
    You: ill suck it before cutting it off...
    You: if you like'
    Stranger: now, now that's no way for a girl to talk
    You: i wasn't telling the truth when i said i was a girl
    You: now...
    Stranger: have you thought of becoming a nun
    You: testes pelase
    Stranger: do you peel the testes before you fry them
    You: nope
    You: my customers love the skin on em
    Stranger: damn
    Stranger: i have skin
    Stranger: when I have KFC I never eat the skin
    You: the skin improves their skin tone and the testes improve their libido
    Stranger: I was going to ask you to marry me but not now
    Stranger: I would be afraid that you'd cut my balls off when I'm sleeping
    You: d'awwwww
    You: dw
    You: i would've replaced them with fake balls
    You: :3
    Stranger: fake balls are better than no balls I suppose
    You: yessss
    Stranger: have you ever cut off fake balls
    Stranger: and cooked them
    You: why would i?
    You: it's just plastic
    Stranger: how would you know the difference if u don't peel them?
    You: i feel them first
    You: :P
    Stranger: do u squeeze them?
    You: yeah i do
    Stranger: when you cook them do you use lemon
    Stranger: lemon bites
    You: i use spices
    You: and bread crusts
    Stranger: hot spices
    You: any to suit my customers tastebuds
    Stranger: earlier you made me horny
    now you are making me hungry
    You: oh my
    Stranger: would fried balls go well on toast?
    You: if you slice them up, sure
    Stranger: you know what I'm thinking of doing?
    You: eating your own balls?
    Stranger: yeah how did you guess
    You: because you asked so many questions
    Stranger: you seem to have all the answers
    You: they call me the magic 8 ball
    Stranger: before I go, could you tell me a secret
    You: hmmm
    You: if you do any of that, im not responsible
    You have disconnected.

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