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Stranger: Hi, in this chat, i want you to play the role of the girl.
Stranger: are u actually a girl
Stranger: so are you wearing panties tonight?
You: it's too hot to wear them
Stranger: you have just passed your first test
Stranger: congradulations
Stranger: do you look good in super tight jeans?
Stranger: alright--you have just passed your second test
You: my mommie will spank me
Stranger: damn...you failed that one
Stranger: oh well I guess you're not perfect
You: but ill drink if you want me to
You: anything for you baby
Stranger: ok..I'll give you half marks then
Stranger: speaking of spankings, do you enjoy being spanked
You: oohh i love being spanked
Stranger: wow..you passed another one
Stranger: and what color is your hair
Stranger: OMG...too good...u passed another one
Stranger: have you ever been laid?
You: my cherry's never been popped
You: i've been saving it for someone
Stranger: EXTRA POINTS...wow
Stranger: you are just awesome
Stranger: do you have a boy freind
You: but he's not treating me well
You: maybe you'll be better to me
Stranger: ah..sorry..you lose a couple for that
Stranger: you are doing well though
Stranger: cooking?
you're good at it yes?
Stranger: do you have a job
Stranger: amazing...double points on that
You: my specialty is in testicles
You: sometimes people bring me a man's balls
You: and ill fry it up for them
You: wanna spare me yours?
Stranger: now I am afraid
You: i even got the butchering knife ready
Stranger: get me outta here
You: ill suck it before cutting it off...
Stranger: now, now that's no way for a girl to talk
You: i wasn't telling the truth when i said i was a girl
Stranger: have you thought of becoming a nun
Stranger: do you peel the testes before you fry them
You: my customers love the skin on em
Stranger: when I have KFC I never eat the skin
You: the skin improves their skin tone and the testes improve their libido
Stranger: I was going to ask you to marry me but not now
Stranger: I would be afraid that you'd cut my balls off when I'm sleeping
You: i would've replaced them with fake balls
Stranger: fake balls are better than no balls I suppose
Stranger: have you ever cut off fake balls
Stranger: and cooked them
Stranger: how would you know the difference if u don't peel them?
Stranger: do u squeeze them?
Stranger: when you cook them do you use lemon
You: any to suit my customers tastebuds
Stranger: earlier you made me horny
now you are making me hungry
Stranger: would fried balls go well on toast?
You: if you slice them up, sure
Stranger: you know what I'm thinking of doing?
You: eating your own balls?
Stranger: yeah how did you guess
You: because you asked so many questions
Stranger: you seem to have all the answers
You: they call me the magic 8 ball
Stranger: before I go, could you tell me a secret
You: if you do any of that, im not responsible
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